cats quotations

Gain some insight into how your favorite feline actually feels about you and life in general with these enlightening quotations about cats...


"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."--
Mary Bly

"I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul."
-- Jean Cocteau

"What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys?"
-- Douglas Coupland

"In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats."
-- English Proverb

"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
--Robert Heinlein

"Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture."
-- Jacquelyn Mitchard

"When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby."
-- Nigerian Proverb

"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?"
--Eleanor H. Porter

"A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."
-- Agnes Repplier

"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats."
-- Albert Schweitzer

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."--
Unknown

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
--Unknown

"In ancient egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
--Unknown

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
--Alfred North Whitehead

Patrick,

many tks for these delightful quotations who enjoy us

On serait certainement tous ravis de lire la traduction en français !!!

Chantal, si vous voulez j'essaie de vous envoyer Trystran...
bises

c'est pourquoi je l'avais mis sur "humor" et non "humour"
je ferai cela pour demain

merci Patrick..... du travail en moins pour les méninges!!!

pas de probleme Patricia c'est l'avantage d'être bilingue par contre celle de Douglas Coupland je ne eux pas reellement le faire, c'est plus un humour GB qui n'a pas beaucoup de sens quand traduit en fr

in the AIME forum, in the Mau book, there are many cat quotations and proverbs (in the last version : more than 30 pages).

Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock.
Louise A. Belcher

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.
Elayne Boosler

A cat isn't fussy--just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.
Arthur Bridges

Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously
Louis Camuti

If a homeless cat could talk, it would probably say, 'Give me shelter, food, companionship and love, and I will be yours for life!
Susan Easterly

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun.
Lloyd Alexander

Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.
Sri Aurobindo

A cat...would check to see if you brought anything to eat, and if not, would turn and walk away, tail held high.
Mike Deupree

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Hazel Nicholson

She rages like the goddess Sekhmet and she is friendly like the goddess Bastet.
The Myth of the Eye of the Sun

The beasts of the desert shall drink from the river of Egypt and rest on its bank because nobody shall scare them away.
The Profecies of Nefertiti